Ghoti

  
                    How do you pronounce this word?

                " goti "

                WRONG!!

            It's pronounced as " fish ".

             WEIRD HUH?

Allow me to explain

" Ghoti " is a constructed word used to illustrate irregularities in English spelling.

The "gh" as in rough.
The " o " as in women.
The " ti " as in caption. 

Therefore-------FISH!!!